legal_matter

Well then.

2009-09-28T05:20:55Z

They don't purge these accounts?

I miss my old layout. Although it's been broken for years. And I haven't visited LJ for years. So...I guess that's sort of an empty complaint.

I've been thinking about starting a blog again. One that no one would read. This would be perfect!

legal_matter @ 2005-12-06T22:54:00

2005-12-07T03:54:17Z

People make me sick.

legal_matter @ 2005-12-04T13:48:00

2005-12-04T18:48:32Z

Couples make me laugh.

legal_matter @ 2005-12-01T22:33:00

2005-12-02T03:35:54Z

HRaja417 (7:42:11 PM): hey
bogan is my hero (7:42:14 PM): hey
HRaja417 is away at 7:42:39 PM
bogan is my hero (7:42:50 PM): haha, okay, great talking to you.

Auto response from HRaja417 (7:42:51 PM): dancing.

Best conversation ever. <3

I was going to make fun of the Miss Teen of Pennsylvania thing I received today, but they don't even have a site. And the last winner is mentioned in the York Daily Record, and that's about it. Poor girl. She beat a whole 200 people. And I mean she literally beat them. With a stick. Or a cane, I don't really know, I wasn't there. Boo, pageants.

legal_matter @ 2005-11-03T15:52:00

2005-11-03T20:52:20Z

legal_matter @ 2005-10-14T23:40:00

2005-10-15T03:42:36Z

Joey's so good at telling stories.

weezer8802: DON'T LOCK YOUR KEYS IN THE CAR
weezer8802: ITS NOT THAT FUN
weezer8802: i got home from work (i work at giant and you dont even know that cause i havent talked to you in like 8 months<3) and i was thirsty and we were out of milk so i ran up to turkey hill and i got the three ice teas for $5 deal and a gallon of milk
weezer8802: and i go back out to the car and i try to open it and im like oh yeah thats right i locked it
weezer8802: so i fish in my pocket for the keys and im like oh thats hilarious they're still in the ignition
weezer8802: so i ran home to get the extra set but my parents said they lost it like a week ago
weezer8802: so i had to call some tow truck place and some guy with a mullet and a big tattoo on his neck came out and pryed open the door for $35
weezer8802: it was so fun

legal_matter @ 2005-10-14T23:19:00

2005-10-15T03:21:03Z

Is it weird that I was completely convinced that George Michael had died in the early nineties?

legal_matter @ 2005-10-06T20:50:00

2005-10-07T00:50:13Z

So, I went to Borders the other day to buy The Crucible and I got this. I can't fingure out what they're trying to get me to buy at the bottom.

legal_matter @ 2005-10-03T01:01:00

2005-10-03T05:02:58Z

People are stupid.

It'd honestly make my day if someone
"accidently" brought a camera
to that party.

legal_matter @ 2005-09-28T23:56:00

2005-09-29T03:56:41Z

I'm so good at physics labs.

legal_matter @ 2005-09-14T22:34:00

2005-09-15T02:35:35Z

Don't you like how we still have the box for our NES? As if we think that if it breaks, it'll still be under warranty.

Duct Hunk! Er...whatever.
I hate the dog hunt part. Yes, I feel bad for animated online dogs. I also feel bad for those people in the Subaru commercial whose cars get turned to dust.

legal_matter @ 2005-09-04T00:20:00

2005-09-04T04:20:03Z

I love the end.

legal_matter @ 2005-09-03T00:29:00

2005-09-03T04:32:26Z

Nothing says "Formal Apology" quite like the font used for Porky's. It's a nice font, what can I say?

In other news: Online journals are great. Even Xangas! Because, as far as I see it, you can learn a lot about a person by reading their journal. Or you can even...unlearn stuff about them? Don't get me wrong, there's no stalking involved (this time), but you really can learn a lot from someone's writing (and typing) style and what they choose to write about. For example: if u rite lyk this n talk about ur pet bunnis b-day party that u held 4 it, ur not as bigapunk as u lyk 2 come off as IRL. Okay, so I made that up. But keep up the journals...because I get bored a lot. Can't you tell?

legal_matter @ 2005-08-26T03:13:00

2005-08-26T07:25:03Z

xLost Dreamerx3: so what are you still doing up now hannah
bogan is my hero: you know, looking at pictures of blowfish.
xLost Dreamerx3: ohhh cool
xLost Dreamerx3: i'm just looking at pictures of your children swimming in your pool
xLost Dreamerx3: ...that i didnt take yesterday afternoon
bogan is my hero: haha, since i definitely have a pool
xLost Dreamerx3: kiddy pool. duh
xLost Dreamerx3: town pool?
bogan is my hero: haha, no
xLost Dreamerx3: bath tub?
bogan is my hero: what's that?
xLost Dreamerx3: they came over to my house to swim
xLost Dreamerx3: thats what i meant
bogan is my hero: oh, okay
xLost Dreamerx3: they didnt ask your permission
xLost Dreamerx3: i just told them i had a cute puppy
bogan is my hero: whatever, they're old enough to be responsible for themselves.
xLost Dreamerx3: hannah, theyre 3 and 10 months. No theyre not
bogan is my hero: so on top of being only 10 months old, my oldest kid is two months premature?

legal_matter @ 2005-08-24T23:50:00

2005-08-25T03:51:19Z

How do you stalk people?
I personally prefer MySpace.
Comment with your own methods.

legal_matter @ 2005-08-23T03:07:00

2005-08-23T07:34:01Z

A few nights ago, I fell in love with a girl named Lily. At least, that's what she told me. Who's Lily, you ask? You probably know her. She goes to Suburban, and sometimes, when she's surprised, she looks like this:

I honestly hope no one knows that kid. 'Cause that'd be really awkward.
So anyway, we were talking the other day, sharing our schedules and all of that jazz, and we discovered that YSHS hates us. They put us in almost all of the same classes freshman year (including lunch!) and then ripped us apart, never to put us in the same class (or lunch!) again. And for that, Suburban, I shake my fist at you.

But anyway, my schedule isn't what this post is about _{(English CP::Geo Science CP::Latin::Physics CPA::Pre-Calc CPA::US Studies CPA::Gym)}. This post is about my love for Lily. And if you didn't believe that that was her picture before, then here is a real picture of her. My Love, My Lily:

She's not the guy hanging from the top. That's the amazing acrobatic Keith. Really, he's an acrobat. He's in the local circus. Yes, York has a local circus...because York is full of freaks.*

*_{Keith is NOT a freak.}

legal_matter @ 2005-08-14T15:44:00

2005-08-14T19:43:45Z

That's the temperature IN MY HOUSE.
It was at least...three degrees hotter outside.

Hot Hot Heat should cover the Mr. Heatmiser song, eh?
I think it'd go over well.

legal_matter @ 2005-08-11T03:25:00

2005-08-11T07:26:14Z

Okay, so maybe I like the hamster too much! But check it out. He can't stay on his wheel.

http://eastminster-york.org/oldsite/hamster_0001.wmv

(Good use of church bandwidth, I know.)

legal_matter @ 2005-08-10T00:57:00

2005-08-10T04:57:33Z

So, I'm petsitting a hamster for a few weeks. I love hamsters. I've never had one of my own, but whatever. I still love them. So, I've been taking care of it for a few days now, and it's really starting to remind me of George. Not that George is a small furry rodent, but check this out (ignore the disgusting green carpet in my plantroom):

He spends way too much time on the computer.

He loves Harry Potter books.
(He's just finished the fifth one and is moving on to the sixth.
George, however, has miraculously finished the sixth.)

He hates Emeril.
(I don't know why that hand's there.
Oreo is watching TV all by himself, of course.)

He just got a new Jetta to ride around in/on.
_{Pssst: My dog's name is Jetta.}

He prefers sandals above any other type of shoe.
(Yes, that's poop on my shoe.)

...he enjoys chewing on his plastic green igloo?

See? I mean, they're practically the same.

legal_matter @ 2005-08-03T01:15:00

2005-08-03T05:21:31Z

Did you honestly just visit my journal in hopes of finding an update?
What the heck were you thinking?

Give me something to do. Anything!

legal_matter @ 2005-07-19T01:35:00

2005-07-19T05:36:18Z

Jim M.
Informal Essay
10/3/03
Wearing Glasses

      Seeing people with glasses is very common these days. Glasses may at first be an unwanted accessory but many like them. They serve many purposes and give people a whole new look. Glasses are prescribed to people with bad vision. Wearing glasses has many advantages.

      Glasses can commonly make people look intelligent in life. When wearing glasses, one looks classy and super smart. When not wearing them, one may look dumb, extremely stupid or just normal. Also people seem to trust others with glasses more than people without. With glasses, people look very truthful. Nobody lies with glasses. It’s just not logical. Glasses can really change your IQ, or just what people think it is.

      Glasses also block objects. If cars wore glasses, no cars would get crapped on because with glasses, objects never hit you. Nobody ever hits a man with glasses either. It’s an unwritten rule. Zach Bluett is a lucky man, just kidding Zach. One must wait for the other to remove thy glasses before beating the living you know what out of them. Rain is not a problem when you have glasses. The water just slicks off like butter on a knife.(slick)

      Another “perk” of wearing glasses is the extreme style. Drew Carey models his great big glasses on TV and now he’s a bajillionaire. It’s a simple equation.Glasses+person= really cool rich guy. Sometimes glasses can be a fashion statement too. Let’s hypothesize that you’re an extremely open homosexual and you just want the world to know about it. How does one achieve that feat, Giant purple glasses with rainbow beads. Glasses are great. They come in so many shapes and sizes youl’d think they wouldn’t fit, BUT THEY DO!!!!!!

      Glasses are a great thing these days. People across the world have found the unbelievable goodness that comes with wearing glasses. "I can’t believe those aren’t bifocals" is a new term for giant glasses. Glasses are so multipurposal it’s just not funny. I did this at 10:00 on Sunday night. Steelers stink.

legal_matter @ 2005-07-14T21:32:00

2005-07-15T01:32:36Z

Is there even a difference?!

I don't think there is. That's why they call me Hannah van Gogh. It's true.

legal_matter @ 2005-07-10T23:18:00

2005-07-11T03:18:13Z

legal_matter @ 2005-07-04T19:56:00

2005-07-04T23:56:42Z

His legs really aren't dark purple. Really. They're not.

Drunk?!

legal_matter @ 2005-06-28T01:58:00

2005-06-28T06:14:51Z

So, I'm starting to think that maybe the things I that I do in my spare time and the things that I find "fun" and "interesting" are a lot different than the things most other people do when they have free time. Or maybe I just have way too much spare time.

FUN&INTERESTING!
I have a book of lists in my room (no really, that's what it's called) that I find myself flipping through way too much. I only "flip through" because I've already read through the book in its entirety more than once. Someone help. If you have a life you can spare, please let me know, because I could really use one.

Oh, and George, apparently I took a picture of the corner of your pond when I was at your house. It's really rather amazing. I suggest you frame it and show people what a wonderful corner you have.

PS: Bolded words are links, if you didn't figure that out seven years ago.