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They don't purge these accounts?

I miss my old layout. Although it's been broken for years. And I haven't visited LJ for years. So...I guess that's sort of an empty complaint.

 I've been thinking about starting a blog again. One that no one would read. This would be perfect!

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People make me sick.

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Couples make me laugh.

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HRaja417 (7:42:11 PM): hey
bogan is my hero (7:42:14 PM): hey
HRaja417 is away at 7:42:39 PM
bogan is my hero (7:42:50 PM): haha, okay, great talking to you.

Auto response from HRaja417 (7:42:51 PM): dancing.

Best conversation ever. <3

I was going to make fun of the Miss Teen of Pennsylvania thing I received today, but they don't even have a site. And the last winner is mentioned in the York Daily Record, and that's about it. Poor girl. She beat a whole 200 people. And I mean she literally beat them. With a stick. Or a cane, I don't really know, I wasn't there. Boo, pageants.

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:(

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Joey's so good at telling stories.


weezer8802:
DON'T LOCK YOUR KEYS IN THE CAR
weezer8802: ITS NOT THAT FUN
weezer8802: i got home from work (i work at giant and you dont even know that cause i havent talked to you in like 8 months<3) and i was thirsty and we were out of milk so i ran up to turkey hill and i got the three ice teas for $5 deal and a gallon of milk
weezer8802: and i go back out to the car and i try to open it and im like oh yeah thats right i locked it
weezer8802: so i fish in my pocket for the keys and im like oh thats hilarious they're still in the ignition
weezer8802: so i ran home to get the extra set but my parents said they lost it like a week ago
weezer8802: so i had to call some tow truck place and some guy with a mullet and a big tattoo on his neck came out and pryed open the door for $35
weezer8802: it was so fun

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Is it weird that I was completely convinced that George Michael had died in the early nineties?

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So, I went to Borders the other day to buy The Crucible and I got this. I can't fingure out what they're trying to get me to buy at the bottom.


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People are stupid.

It'd honestly make my day if someone
"accidently" brought a camera
to that party.

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I'm so good at physics labs.

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Don't you like how we still have the box for our NES? As if we think that if it breaks, it'll still be under warranty.



Duct Hunk! Er...whatever.
I hate the dog hunt part. Yes, I feel bad for animated online dogs. I also feel bad for those people in the Subaru commercial whose cars get turned to dust.

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I love the end.

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Nothing says "Formal Apology" quite like the font used for Porky's. It's a nice font, what can I say?


In other news: Online journals are great. Even Xangas! Because, as far as I see it, you can learn a lot about a person by reading their journal. Or you can even...unlearn stuff about them? Don't get me wrong, there's no stalking involved (this time), but you really can learn a lot from someone's writing (and typing) style and what they choose to write about. For example: if u rite lyk this n talk about ur pet bunnis b-day party that u held 4 it, ur not as bigapunk as u lyk 2 come off as IRL. Okay, so I made that up. But keep up the journals...because I get bored a lot. Can't you tell?

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xLost Dreamerx3: so what are you still doing up now hannah
bogan is my hero: you know, looking at pictures of blowfish.
xLost Dreamerx3: ohhh cool
xLost Dreamerx3: i'm just looking at pictures of your children swimming in your pool
xLost Dreamerx3: ...that i didnt take yesterday afternoon
bogan is my hero: haha, since i definitely have a pool
xLost Dreamerx3: kiddy pool. duh
xLost Dreamerx3: town pool?
bogan is my hero: haha, no
xLost Dreamerx3: bath tub?
bogan is my hero: what's that?
xLost Dreamerx3: they came over to my house to swim
xLost Dreamerx3: thats what i meant
bogan is my hero: oh, okay
xLost Dreamerx3: they didnt ask your permission
xLost Dreamerx3: i just told them i had a cute puppy
bogan is my hero: whatever, they're old enough to be responsible for themselves.
xLost Dreamerx3: hannah, theyre 3 and 10 months. No theyre not
bogan is my hero: so on top of being only 10 months old, my oldest kid is two months premature?

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How do you stalk people?
I personally prefer MySpace.
Comment with your own methods.



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A few nights ago, I fell in love with a girl named Lily. At least, that's what she told me. Who's Lily, you ask? You probably know her. She goes to Suburban, and sometimes, when she's surprised, she looks like this:


I honestly hope no one knows that kid. 'Cause that'd be really awkward.

So anyway, we were talking the other day, sharing our schedules and all of that jazz, and we discovered that YSHS hates us. They put us in almost all of the same classes freshman year (including lunch!) and then ripped us apart, never to put us in the same class (or lunch!) again. And for that, Suburban, I shake my fist at you.

But anyway, my schedule isn't what this post is about (English CP::Geo Science CP::Latin::Physics CPA::Pre-Calc CPA::US Studies CPA::Gym). This post is about my love for Lily. And if you didn't believe that that was her picture before, then here is a real picture of her. My Love, My Lily:


She's not the guy hanging from the top. That's the amazing acrobatic Keith. Really, he's an acrobat. He's in the local circus. Yes, York has a local circus...because York is full of freaks.*





*Keith is NOT a freak.

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That's the temperature IN MY HOUSE.
It was at least...three degrees hotter outside.


Hot Hot Heat should cover the Mr. Heatmiser song, eh?
I think it'd go over well.

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Okay, so maybe I like the hamster too much! But check it out. He can't stay on his wheel.

http://eastminster-york.org/oldsite/hamster_0001.wmv

(Good use of church bandwidth, I know.)

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So, I'm petsitting a hamster for a few weeks. I love hamsters. I've never had one of my own, but whatever. I still love them. So, I've been taking care of it for a few days now, and it's really starting to remind me of George. Not that George is a small furry rodent, but check this out (ignore the disgusting green carpet in my plantroom):


He spends way too much time on the computer.


He loves Harry Potter books.

(He's just finished the fifth one and is moving on to the sixth.
George, however, has miraculously finished the sixth.)


He hates Emeril.

(I don't know why that hand's there.
Oreo is watching TV all by himself, of course.)


He just got a new Jetta to ride around in/on.

Pssst: My dog's name is Jetta.


He prefers sandals above any other type of shoe.

(Yes, that's poop on my shoe.)


...he enjoys chewing on his plastic green igloo?



See? I mean, they're practically the same.

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Did you honestly just visit my journal in hopes of finding an update?
What the heck were you thinking?

Give me something to do. Anything!

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